It's been a LONG time since I was THAT drunk!
It's been a LONG time since I was THAT drunk!
Well, when you consider it’s been almost 48 years since my last confession to a priest in the confessional, I am sure I forgot a few of my more juicy sins.
You know, another thing I hated about going to confession, was the thing we kneeled on was hard wood. It hurt my knees, considering I was in the confessional for LONG periods of time, cuz I had so many sins to confess.
Sometimes I think kneeling on that hardwood, was penance enough, although after one particularly racy confession, the priest saddled me with 50 our fathers and 50 Hail Marys.
So, I am wondering to myself, am I the only one who is being honest in the confessional? Why does it seem like this priest is singling me out for punishment. That turned me off, so I was no longer honest with the priest in the confessional.
There you have it bro, the life and times of Mark. 😱😄😀