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To: freedumb2003

Well that settles it Im converting to protesyantism today. All I need is to find the a local skeezy pastor to give 10% of my income two so he can live in luxury with his wife and kids.


9 posted on 07/31/2017 1:29:20 PM PDT by The Cuban (again Freaking French illegal immigrabta,)
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To: The Cuban
Well that settles it Im converting to protesyantism today. All I need is to find the a local skeezy pastor to give 10% of my income two so he can live in luxury with his wife and kids.

The comeback is too easy and too obvious.

11 posted on 07/31/2017 1:31:24 PM PDT by DungeonMaster (How many ways do liberals hate the bible?)
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To: The Cuban

>>Well that settles it Im converting to protesyantism today. All I need is to find the a local skeezy pastor to give 10% of my income two so he can live in luxury with his wife and kids.<<

Trust me pastors don’t live high on the hog (normal ones anyway). They almost always have another job, frequently full time. Priests have it better that way.

But if you want that Mary thing off your back, yeah, time to convert. :)


13 posted on 07/31/2017 1:33:25 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The UK has no death penalty, unless you are an 11 month old infant with no arrest history)
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To: The Cuban

You may want to ask the Vatican for a breakdown of their finances. Let us know if you get it.


35 posted on 07/31/2017 2:51:17 PM PDT by ealgeone
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