Doncha know it was them thar Catholics that buried the Dead Sea scrolls?
“Doncha know it was them thar Catholics that buried the Dead Sea scrolls?”
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“They was Jewish Catholics!!!”
-Catholic Dude
..........The Savior Speaks...“They was Jewish Catholics! We did it all! We alone are the authorized truth.”
-Catholic Dude
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“We baptized all those Jewish guys and Catholic guys. Now they're Jewish Mormons and Catholic Mormons! Thanks be to Joseph Smith and our Glorious Temples. We alone have the truth.”
-Mormonic Dude
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“Only the faithful 144,000 will be saved - and they ain't Catholics or Jews! And they better not celebrate Christmas or birthdays! We alone have the truth - and we use cool Hebrew names.”
-Jehovah's Witness Dude
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“They're still Jewish! There's no such thing as Christians. They better keep the Law too, plus we have more cool Hebrew ways of saying things! Plus our cult guy has a beard and rabbi outfit.”
- Pretend Hebrew Cult Dude
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"Father, forgive me. I'm a sinner. Thank you for your gracious gift of Christ's payment for my sins and for eternal life. I give you all the glory because only you have the truth.!"
- Unnamed, but believing Christian
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Luke 18:11-1511 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, ‘God, I thank You that I am not like other men—extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this tax collector. I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I possess.’
13 And the tax collector, standing afar off, would not so much as raise his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me a sinner!’
14 I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other; for everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”