[Old Yeller]

I’m not sure what you think you know about Catholics but we do read the Bible. Often. And when we speak of Revelations we know that the writing is divinely inspired to be true for the times it was written and true for all times.

You better get a different Bible. It's Revelation. Not Revelations.

[Melian]

Revelations is all about the Mass. God, in His infinite power, inspired words that reveal all the foreshadowings and history and messages that lead to the Mass.

[Elsie]

I was sent to the florist to get some big, showy flowers for our table centerpiece display.

They had none that day, so I purchased some very nice ferns instead.

As I was arranging them in the vase, my lovely wife came in, saw them and ranted, “That’s NOT what I told you to get!!”

In my defense; I replied; “But Honey..

...with fronds like these; who needs anemones?”