Let me warn you: If I were you, I would pay serious attention to what some of your responders have to say. When a turn of phrase brings out the wry humor in one's inconsistencies, or pokes at one's difficulty in laughing at himself, the person who coins the phrase sometimes has a deeper perception of the problem at hand.
Such a person is not mocking, but entertaining himself and others whilst making his(her) point. You yourself may come to see that as a sort of picaresque way of coming at reality sideways.
Personally, I'm not very good at chiding, and tend to take myself a little too seriesly. FR is a good place to suffer a little for that kind of self-perception. Maybe a lot, if one can't let go.
Say...
...do I have to learn new words so early in the morning?
I'd much prefer my usual reasoning attempts with young, humanoid forms of a bituminous nature.