We B elders!!
Once I was at the airport in Davao City, Philippines. In the parking lot, in the distance, I saw two young Filipinos, with white shirts and bicycles. I got up closer, and sure enough, they were Mormon missionaries. I had to laugh, because they fit the profile and stereotype perfectly. 😄😆
Two weeks later, I was at a friend's house, and the same two knocked on his door. My friend came and got me. I took the opportunity when it knoked, stepped out, and gave them the second barrel with a lecture on trying to earn their way to heaven. Boy! I've never seen such a grumpy pair of disappointed door-to-door Mormevangelists since then. This is true. I know they have a address book with people's names in it. They do not come to ny addresss any more, do they.