[Mark17]

That is anathema and blasphemous. Yet you are proud to repeat this ritual every chance you get and seek to lure others into practicing this blasphemous ritual insulting The Christ.

Don't worry about me swimming the Tiber bro. It's not going to happen, at least not for the next 100 trillion eons. After that, I can't make any promises :-)

I know, however, none of you will ever let me out of your sight, so if it even looks like I might be considering swimming the Tiber, you all will be on me like white on rice.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have Limericks to conjure up :-)

[Elsie]

Some folks think that you’re a sick pup;
considering Limericks that you conjure up.
So reach for the sky,
and hard really try;
and you see it’s still wine/bread that you sup.

Dude.