“I assume that the statue is on Church property which is private. Have a couple dozen young, fit men hold a prayer vigil surrounding the statue.”
I bet the Satanists own a statue and will bring it in for this sickfest. If it was owned by the Church, then this event would not be permitted because it would be private property of the Church. It’s probably a 3 foot high statue they’re going to carry in with them.
Bring popcorn.