Had a big, ugly fat woman with tats all over face, ta-tas and whoever knows where else come up on me in a bar last night. She grabbed my butt and said “Your kinda cute. Got a phone number?” I said’ Yeah. You got a pen?” She said “Yes.” I told her to to hurry and get back to it before the farmer got pissed.
Sorta similar situation. I was gigging in a house band. Some fat chick with tats decided to follow me home! I screamed around the country roads until I lost her. Had bad dreams though!