Just kidding, we all know that the Church of Jim Jones was the true Church, or maybe the Church of Joel Osteen. Pardon me for being so stupid.
Or maybe all those churches devoted to Mary in the catholic organization??
‘S’alrite.
You sit down Jim Jones, Joel Osteen and your pope and stick a bible in front of them, it's easy to see that Jim and Joel are far closer to what the scriptures teach than your pope...We can even throw Jimmy Swaggart in the mix for fun...
Consider yourself pardoned.
After all; it's the True Church that has had leaders like...
Pope Stephen VI (896897),
Pope John XII (955964),
Pope Benedict IX (10321044, 1045, 10471048),
Pope Boniface VIII (12941303),
Pope Urban VI (13781389),
Pope Alexander VI (14921503),
Pope Leo X (15131521),
Pope Clement VII (15231534)
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, it is obviously the Church of Jimmy (I cheated on my wife) Swaggert, or Jim (I cheated on my wife and embezzled millions) Bakker, or Jesse (I have several children out of wedlock and am a a race baiter) Jackson, or Al (Resist we much) Sharpton.