Just the prudes hittin’ th’ ‘buse button ... don’t be frightened .... and I wash all my veggies anyway ... come on over around July/August for salad ... Paul Newman’s finest, ginger dressing ... deeee - lish !
Invite some Mormons.
If they are WORTHY; you'll not have to cook any more wienies, steaks or ribs for them; for they'll be following the Word of Wisdom to the LETTER!!
Verses 12&13
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If they are confused ones...
D&C 49:18-19 18 And whoso forbiddeth to abstain from meats, that man should not eat the same, is not ordained of God; |
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D&C 89:12-13
12 Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly; |