[Elsie]

All Godly revelation comes from Rome and specifically, apparently, from the apparition of Mary...

But ONLY on whole wheat toast.

Any image on that bleached white stuff (that may be enriched artificially) is automatically PROVEN to be false!

Mary would NOT sully herself by appearing on toast that was LESS than whole; if you get my drift.

[MHGinTN]

You mean images on Pumpernickle don’t count? Well, how elite is that!