Please prepare the finest Mormon Kosher ham for us on April 2 as we celebrate in Kanab Utah. I wonder who the special guest musician might be.
Ya gotta survive April 1st; first.
And as ALL Jack Mormons know, you'll Only be ALLOWED to eat that meat if the weather is still cold.
It's right here in the Scriptures: verses 12-13...
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D&C 49:18-19 18 And whoso forbiddeth to abstain from meats, that man should not eat the same, is not ordained of God; |
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D&C 89:12-13
12 Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly; |