When I have trouble sleeping, I get my remote to see if anything worth watching is on. I have come across masses. No wonder the people look like they are extremely bored. I would be too, if I had to sit through that. I love our SB services with the singing, sermon, and then more singing.
{Turn on the droning voice}
Hail Mary, full of grace. Our Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.