[Arthur McGowan]

So, is everything that is NOT taught in Scripture false?

There’s nothing in Scripture about using telephones.

I presume, then, that you do not use telephones.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

“
There’s nothing in Scripture about using telephones.

I presume, then, that you do not use telephones.”

You’ve got to do better than a logical fallacy...

[Elsie]

There’s nothing in Scripture about using telephones.

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