Get the patch; squintin’ ain’t gettin’ it!
I like telling funny stories about myself so here goes. Right after I was told that, I put a patch over my good eye. Never again. I ran Into door frames, walls and chairs. I told someone that if that is the way drunk people act, I know why I never drink! I had no idea it would make me do even nuttier things. That goes along with what happened when I was getting a bowl of peas out of the microwave. It slipped out of my hands and spilled very hot peas and liquid all down my shirt and arms. It really hurt at the time but did not even leave a red mark. : ). Family and friends tell me I need a keeper. All these odd things make me smile. God never said life would be boring or if he did, I missed that.