Pope Stephen VI (896897), who had his predecessor Pope Formosus exhumed, tried, de-fingered, briefly reburied, and thrown in the Tiber.[1]
Pope John XII (955964), who gave land to a mistress, murdered several people, and was killed by a man who caught him in bed with his wife.
Pope Benedict IX (10321044, 1045, 10471048), who "sold" the Papacy
Pope Boniface VIII (12941303), who is lampooned in Dante's Divine Comedy
Pope Urban VI (13781389), who complained that he did not hear enough screaming when Cardinals who had conspired against him were tortured.[2]
Pope Alexander VI (14921503), a Borgia, who was guilty of nepotism and whose unattended corpse swelled until it could barely fit in a coffin.[3]
Pope Leo X (15131521), a spendthrift member of the Medici family who once spent 1/7 of his predecessors' reserves on a single ceremony[4]
Pope Clement VII (15231534), also a Medici, whose power-politicking with France, Spain, and Germany got Rome sacked.
The Papacy From 896 to 1048 AD
Even the Vatican's apologists acknowledge that the Papacy passed through a dark age from 896 to 1048; they describe the Papacy of the 900s as a"pornocracy," due to its domination by the Theophylacts, a corrupt family of Roman nobles. The Papal misdeeds of this era include: [2]
Boniface VI (896): Died after about 15 days in office the second shortest Papal term of office in history. He was elected despite having been defrocked twice (once from the sub-diaconate, and once from the priesthood, and without being canonically reinstated to orders) by Pope John VIII for immorality. [3]
Stephen VI (896-897): Exhumed the corpse of Pope Formosus (891-896), tried the body for offenses against canon law in the "Cadaver Synod," and had the former Pope's body mutilated (the three fingers used for blessing were chopped off) and the remains tossed into the Tiber. This outraged the population to the point of insurrection. Stephen was deposed and strangled and then buried in St. Peter's.
Sergius III (904-911): Jailed and strangled his predecessor Leo V (903), as well as the antipope Christopher who had overthrown Leo. Sergius reaffirmed the "Cadaver Synod" verdict against Pope Formosus, and bore an illegitimate son with the Theophylact noblewoman Marozia; the boy later became Pope John XI.
John X (914-928): In order to gain the release of the French King (Charles the Simple) from his imprisonment by Count Heribert of Aquitaine, John confirmed the election of the Count's five-year-old son as Archbishop of Rheims.
John XII (955-964): Elected at age 18, deposed for"perfidy and treason" in 963, overthrew his successor after a few months, and "died at age twenty-eight of a stroke suffered while in the bed of a married woman."[4] A traditionalist historian says, " The Lateran Palace was called a brothel in his day, thanks to his diverse taste in lovers both in terms of gender and number."[5] John "did not hesitate to consecrate as bishop a ten-year-old boy as token of his affection, or to give sacred vessels to prostitutes."[6]
John XIX (1024-1032): Won election through bribery.
Benedict IX (1032-1045): According to a traditionalist historian, "his personal life was so disgusting (filled as it was with mistresses and rumors of incest and sodomy) that one of the city's factions was able to rally support against him and drive Benedict out of Rome."[7] After he fought his way back to power, he soon"accepted a bribe to abdicate in favor of his godfather, the arch priest John Gratian. [8]
Gregory VI (1045-1046): John Gratian was deposed for having bought election to the Papacy.
The Papacy From 1455 to 1555 AD
The Papacy of 1455-1555 likewise earned infamy for its immorality.[9] As is obvious, various Papal decisions (those that apologists describe as "disciplinary acts") led directly to Protestant revolts in Germany and England. During this period, ancient paganism became respectable in the Vatican; Curial writing referred to"God the Father as 'Jupiter Optimus Maximus,' to the Virgin Mary as 'Diana,' to the Apostles as 'legates,' and to the bishops as 'proconsuls.'"[10]
Callistus III (1455-1458): Made two nephews cardinals, and made a third nephew the commander of the Papal army. One of these nephews, Rodrigo Borgia, was made cardinal-deacon at age 25, and became vice-chancellor of the Holy See at age 26. This posting and the immense wealth that the young cardinal was able to gain from it paved the way for Rodrigo's election as Pope Alexander VI in 1492.
Pius II (1458-1464): "known throughout Italy and beyond as a connoisseur, an historian, and the author of erotic plays and tales."[11] Pius II made two nephews cardinals; one of these who got his red hat at age 21 reigned for a month as Pius III (1503).
Paul II (1464-1471): According to a liberal historian, he was"among the worst of the Renaissance popes: a vain, intellectually shallow, ostentatious playboy." [12]
Sixtus IV (1471-1484): Named six nephews to the College of Cardinals; one of these would later become Pope Julius II. Sixtus' coronation tiara cost 100,000 ducats and this was just the beginning of his extravagances. He "connived at the Pazzi conspiracy to murder Lorenzo and Giuliano de' Medici at High Mass at the Duomo in Florence."[13] Giuliano died, but Lorenzo survived, and Florence rose against the Pope's allies. In response," the pope placed Florence under interdict, and a two years' war with the city began."[14]
Innocent VIII (1484-1492): Won election by bribery, and created a plethora of unnecessary new posts in the Curia, auctioning them to the highest bidder to raise money. In 1489, he struck a deal with the Turkish Sultan. The Pope detained the Sultan Bayezit's fugitive (and rival) brother in Rome, and the Sultan gave the Pope an initial payment "almost equal to the total annual revenue of the papal state," [15] plus an annual fee of 45,000 gold ducats, plus the relic of the Holy Lance, which supposedly pierced the side of Christ on the Cross. Innocent VIII made Giovanni Medici a cardinal at age 13; the young man was later elected as Pope Leo X.
Alexander VI (1492-1503): The father of "at least nine illegitimate children," [16] he won his election by "generous bribes and promises of lucrative appointments and benefices," and soon made clear that "the consuming passions of his pontificate would be gold, women, and the interests of his family. He named his son Cesare, at age eighteen, a cardinal, along with the brother of the current papal mistress. He also arranged several marriages for his daughter Lucrezia and often left her in charge of the papacy, as virtual regent, when he was away from Rome."[17] The aforementioned papal mistress was Giulia Farnese, wife of Orsino Orsini; Romans referred to her sarcastically as" the bride of Christ."[18]
Julius II (1503-1513): The nephew of Sixtus IV, and made cardinal by him at age 18. While a cardinal, he sired three daughters. With the aid of "substantial bribes and promises of ecclesiastical preferments," he won unanimous election to the Papacy in a one-day conclave.[19] Julius donned silver armor and led his armies across Italy to expand the Papal States. He gave Henry VIII, the King of England, a dispensation to marry his brother's widow, Catherine of Aragon. (The dispensation soon backfired. When Henry sought an annulment from his marriage to Catherine, Pope Clement VII refused. This led to the Anglican schism of 1534.) Julius laid the cornerstone of the new Basilica of St. Peter in 1506 but made the fateful decision to cover the construction costs by selling indulgences. In the bull Cumtam divino, he also declared Papal elections invalid if gained through simony an ironic ruling, given the circumstances of his own election.
Ironically, the sainted Pope Pius X reversed this decree. In the 1904 decree Vacante Sede Apostolica, Pius condemned simony, but held that this would not invalidate a Papal election. His successors did the same. John Paul II ruled in 1996 that "If God forbid in the election of the Roman Pontiff the crime of simony were to be perpetrated, I decree and declare that all those guilty thereof shall incur excommunication latae sententiae. At the same time I remove the nullity or invalidity of the same simoniacal provision, in order that as was already established by my Predecessors the validity of the election of the Roman Pontiff may not for this reason be challenged."[20]
Leo X (1513-1521): Upon his election, he said, "God has given us the papacy; now let us enjoy it."[21] He continued the sale of indulgences to finance construction of St. Peter's. It was the marketing of this "spiritual benefit" by the Dominican preacher John Tetzel that caused Luther to post the "95 Theses" on the cathedral door at Wittenberg in 1517, starting the Reformation. King Henry VIII publicly opposed Luther and wrote In Defense of the Seven Sacraments; as a reward for this book, Leo gave the English King the title of "Defender of the Faith" a title that the English royalty have continued using ever since, despite their schism from Rome. One of Leo's cardinals was his nephew, Giulio de' Medici, who was later elected as Clement VII (1523-1534).
Paul III (1534-1549): While serving as a cardinal, he had kept a mistress, by whom he had four children. Upon his election, the first two cardinals he chose were his teenage grandsons. Paul "was an ardent believer in astrology, timing consistories, audiences, even the issue of bulls, according to the most auspicious arrangement of the stars."[22]
Julius III (1550-1555): "created a scandal because of his infatuation with a fifteen-year-old boy whom he picked up in the streets of Parma, had his brother adopt, and then made a cardinal and head of the Secretariat of State."[23] Another biographer describes this youth, Fabiano (who took the name of Innocenzo del Monte), as a "depraved ... custodian of monkeys," [24] and a Roman satirist of the time described Fabiano as an "empty and feminine boy."[25] Fabiano fell from grace after Julius III died. Pius IV jailed Fabiano for killing two people at a banquet, and exiled him after his release from prison; then, Pius V removed Fabiano's red hat.