[terycarl]

A little while later he spotted his friend smoking and praying. "Why did the superior allow you to smoke and not me?" he asked. His friend replied, "Because you asked if you could smoke while you prayed, and I asked if I could pray while I smoked!" m

and a guy from one of the myriad of protestant denominations said"no you can't smoke, nor consume any evil alcohol, and be sure not to dance and there'll be no music in your service".......all are rather funny...and watch out for those snake handlers...

[Elsie]