[Elsie]

You are never going to convince me with that kind of flimsy protestant logic you include there, and all those faulty protestant reasoning processes you are incorporating there, Springfield Reformer.

What about #1463?

[Springfield Reformer]

Oh never mind those old Protestant quotes, LC. Just because Augustine pretended the words Petros and Petra were pointing to two different things, doesn’t mean we have to buy into his faulty Protestant reasoning.

So HR, after you bring proof of that mystery Aramaic text we’re all so excitedly waiting for, why don’t you go through all those Protestant quotes in #1463 and point out the errors in their reasoning. It should be easy, them being Protestants and all. ;)