As I waddled my way home, regretting that last bowl of curry (so delicious…), I thought “This fortune sounds like something Joel Osteen would say.” And then it struck me—there is very little difference between Joel and those fortune cookies (except that the cookies are delicious, of course). And now, to prove it, I will give you these twelve quotes. You tell me which are from the fortune cookies and which are from Joel Osteen. Note: Many, many fortune cookies were harmed in the preparation of this quiz.
To: Alex Murphy
I used to read "in bed" after my fortune cookie.
Now, I say "for Obama."
As in “Do all you can to make your dreams come true - for Obama."
2 posted on
09/30/2014 8:58:45 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
To: Alex Murphy
Question Eleven
“You will produce what you’re continually seeing in your mind.”
definitely an OhSteen...
3 posted on
09/30/2014 8:59:04 PM PDT by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
To: Alex Murphy
When JO says all paths lead to God and mormonS are Christians, he has left Biblical teachings.
Hundreds if not thousands have been lead away from the Good News.
4 posted on
09/30/2014 9:01:30 PM PDT by
svcw
(Not 'hope and change' but 'dopes in chains')
To: Alex Murphy
I’ll take the fortune cookie, plus 2 points.
5 posted on
09/30/2014 11:33:22 PM PDT by
Salvavida
(The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
To: Alex Murphy
The right people, the right breaks, the right answers have already been lined up. Everything you need is in your future.
8 posted on
10/01/2014 5:11:56 AM PDT by
Gamecock
To: Alex Murphy
Question: What’s the biggest difference between Osteen and a fortune cookie?
Answer: The cookie wouldn’t attend a queer wedding.
9 posted on
10/01/2014 7:35:03 AM PDT by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: Alex Murphy
“Relationships are more important than our accomplishments.” Can we please get Joel Osteen and ISIS together?
13 posted on
10/01/2014 5:33:45 PM PDT by
HarleyD
("... letters are weighty, but his .. presence is weak, and his speech of no account.")
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