[T-Bone Texan]

His "church" has color-shifting lights on the ceiling.

I found it to be more interesting than his sermon, which was "If you are a good person God will reward you with good parking".

Not making that up; had to inform wife we would not be going back.

[Boogieman]

Well, good parking is hard to come by, but I do believe Christ promised us a greater reward than that :)

[Gamecock]

I heard him say something like that once.

Made me wonder if God really wanted me to have that parking place or if it was really inteded for that person behind me that I cut off without knowing it.