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ROTFL!
An employee and his boss are walking down the street and see Jesus. The employee says “Hey, it’s Jesus! Jesus, may I ask one thing?”
Jesus says, “Of course, my son. What do you wish?”
The employee says “This world means nothing to me. I wish to be in Paradise today!”
Jesus says “I shall grant you this, faithful one.” And the employee vanishes.
“And what would you ask for, my child? Name anything you like” Jesus says to the boss.
The boss replies, “I want him back at his desk after lunch!”