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To: Elsie

What? You mean there have been bad popes?

You astound me, Homie.

Here’s a joke for you:

There were a couple of merchants who were friends, one a Catholic the other a Jew, and they were in constant discussions as to the superior nature of their chosen religions. At the time—around the 13th century—Christianity was on the rise, and the Jewish merchant was constantly amazed at the stream of conversions. The two friends attempted to convert each other, but neither could succeed. When on one occasion the Jewish man was planning a trip to Rome for business, he told his Catholic friend in a bit of a joking way that if what he found in Rome could convince him of the superiority of the Catholic church, he would convert. Upon hearing this, the Catholic man was fraught with fear, as the Rome of that period was as corrupt as could be. Bishops and Priests were selling dispensations and indulgences, while themselves participating in drunken debauchery and whoring. However, the Catholic merchant said nothing about this to his friend, hoping that he might not observe such things during his trip.

The Jewish merchant made his trip, and upon his return came to his friend and stated that he would convert to the Catholic Religion. His friend was perplexed, and asked what had been the determining factor. The Jew then went on to describe the worst excesses of a corrupt era. The Catholic man was shocked at what he heard, and asked his friend why he would want to convert in the face of such corruption. The Jewish man said, “Only through divine intervention could the Church survive the depredations of such corrupt men.”


1,189 posted on 09/30/2014 8:27:45 AM PDT by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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To: dsc; Elsie
>>The Jewish man said, “Only through divine intervention could the Church survive the depredations of such corrupt men.”<<

He must have foergotten how Satan also preserves Muslims and other religions.

1,192 posted on 09/30/2014 8:39:37 AM PDT by CynicalBear (For I decided to know nothing among you except Jesus)
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To: dsc
The Jewish merchant made his trip, and upon his return came to his friend and stated that he would convert to the Catholic Religion. His friend was perplexed, and asked what had been the determining factor. The Jew then went on to describe the worst excesses of a corrupt era. The Catholic man was shocked at what he heard, and asked his friend why he would want to convert in the face of such corruption. The Jewish man said, “Only through divine intervention could the Church survive the depredations of such corrupt men.”

BINGO! And, of course, it applies today as well.
1,194 posted on 09/30/2014 9:00:38 AM PDT by mlizzy ("If people spent an hour a week in Eucharistic Adoration, abortion would be ended." --Mother Teresa)
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To: dsc
The Jewish man said, “Only through divine intervention could the Church survive the depredations of such corrupt men.”

You catholics sure love your little stories; don't you...


The BOOK says...

Matthew 13:30
Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.'"

1,203 posted on 09/30/2014 10:22:54 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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