That’s silly and dangerous for your soul!! You were just looking for an excuse not to go to Mass. Just walk out before the “sign of peace” ( I hate it also) and come back after it’s over. You let something ridiculous possible cost your soul eternity in heaven......re-think PLEASE!
Worry about your own soul.
What about the other 110 reasons to be wary of/avoid the New Mass?
Very possible YOU will lose your soul by blindly following innovation and error in the liturgy.
It is a lay duty to refuse to participate in error.