Magic Underwear & Magic Food

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1340878 ^ | July 31, 2014

[greyfoxx39]

Mormons have some really weird beliefs. For example, many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.

Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a specific company, their god will protect them from harm.

Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.

Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).

Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.

Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.

It is the same with all parents. We love our children more or less depending upon how ugly their clothes are and how they consume small bits of food items.

The Mormon god must have a sense of humor watching his "SPECIAl" children called Mormons think this makes god love them the most.

[greyfoxx39]

This is the religion forum. If you are not a Christian and do not want to talk about Christianity or other religions, you should go to the "world is on fire" forum and stay there.

[Elsie]

[Elsie]

So you're Catholic?

  "Both Catholics and Protestants are nothing less than the 'whore of Babylon' whom the Lord denounces by the mouth of John the Revelator as having corrupted all the earth by their fornications and wickedness. Any person who shall be so corrupt as to receive a holy ordinance of the Gospel from the ministers of any of these apostate churches will be sent down to hell with them, unless they repent"

 

 (The Seer, p. 255  Orson Pratt )

[Elsie]

So you're Catholic?

ex-Catholics make the best MORMONs.

http://mormon2catholic.wordpress.com/2006/01/28/catholics-make-good-mormons-but-do-mormons-make-good-catholics/

[Elsie]

I just don’t like you bigots beating up on decent Americans.

Sigh...

We beat up on no ONE; but upon a hellish heresy that is called Mormonism!

[Elsie]

And stop trying to censure me.

HMMMmmm...

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

Looks like the Mormon blogger caught wind of us being aware of that link and closed it to the public. (I’ve never seen anyone do that with their blogs except Mormons by the way. I guess it’s a case of “milk before meat”.)

[Elsie]

Oh, I guess that’s why the Mormons have better conversion rates than you do.

Got any FACTS to post to back up this assertion?

[Elsie]

There is a bizarre pre-occupation with Mormonism for some here at FR.

And YOU'VE wasted your time to comment on it!

[Elsie]

There is a bizarre pre-occupation with Mormonism for some here at FR.

 

 

 

Office of First President & Living Prophet®:

February 2nd, 2014

URGENT!

It's been noted there has been a DRASTIC falloff in the number of MORMONs who  actually can (or will) engage in opposing ANTIs on FreeRepulic (spit!)

I am forced to re-issue and old memo you all received about 3 years ago.

 

 

Fellow MORMON Freeper Christians!!

I've been getting lots of feedback from those of you on Free Republic (spit) about certain FReepers who are REALLY giving us a hard time there.

 

Why not try to point out to the uninformed how CONSUMED they seem to be.

 

Let's see if we can tangle them up so much trying to defend their reputation that they'll no longer have as much time to post facts about MORMONism.

 

As always, Tommy M.

[dragonblustar]

[Elsie]

You could also try beheadings
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no that’s something Mormons do...

I do not feel threatened by it because I don’t think that they will be attempting to convert by the sword.

 

The gruesome be headings of some 40 Ute corpses in 1850, heads stacked in boxes,

and hung by their long hair from the eves of buildings at Fort Utah,

 has long been ignored, “You didn’t see the Indians beheading the Mormons.”

 

-- Historian Robert Carter

[Elsie]

???

[dragonblustar]

[Elsie]

Please stop, guys and gals, from sending me Bible quotations.

[Elsie]

One thing for sure, your post has absolutely nothing to do with religion.

Then you'll need to convince the many who have posted in this thread!

[Elsie]

Oh good grief, please don’t pretend you were offering religious debate.

It's not OUR fault that no MORMON lovers have posted ANYTHING that proves that the list is WRONG!

[Elsie]

Sounds like I’m getting close to getting one of the mods after me...

For WHAT???

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A. If you say something along the lines of “the moderators might ban me for saying this, but…” then you lost.

B. Anyone who says “well, ban me if you want to, but…” is actually saying; “in the name of a loving God, please ban me because I am losing this argument so badly that my only hope of escaping it with a shred of dignity is if I can make myself out to be some sort of martyr to free speech.”

C. If you claim to have supporting evidence available online, but instead of linking to it you say “Look it up yourself,” you lose. Similarly to the banning thing, “look it up yourself” clearly means “please please please don’t look it up yourself.” It’s an admission of failure.

D. If you invoke the name of a logical fallacy without explaining its relevance, you lose. Logical fallacies are not Harry Potter spells. You don’t just get to shout them out and wiggle your wand to make magic happen. Plus, there’s a logical meta-fallacy: Just because someone’s making an error in reasoning doesn’t mean they’re wrong.

E. If you claim to be winning, you lose. This should be self-evident: If you’re so desperate that you have to tell someone you’re winning, you’re obviously not. http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/12/alt-text-internet-arguments

 

[Elsie]

You top the list, you bigoted troll.

Yea!

I'm Number One!

(Got anything good to say about MORMON theology?)