[E. Pluribus Unum]

She's a nun who wants to be a pop singer like Lady Gaga.

She's a "nun" the same way Catholics who practice pharmaceutical birth control are "Catholic."

I bet you're one of those.

[NKP_Vet]

She’s a Catholic nun with a hell of a singing voice.
So you’re telling me you’re not one of her 36 million hits on YouTube in a just a few days. I’m shocked, shocked. Lighten up before you have a stoke.