“the Mormon god was too busy to come itself”
It happened during Spring Break at Kolob Beach, during the convention of Mormonic Gods. Can’t miss that! That’s where they dole out all the “unsealed” women to the new Mormonic gods.
Jan 6, 1870 - Wilford Woodruff writes in his diary: “There is a great Exhertion Now making By the wicked & Esspecially By the Congress of the United States to get up a Crusade or war against the Saints under pr[etense] of [opposition to] Polygamy. A Bill is Before Congress to deprive the Latter Day Saints of keeping the Commandments of God. The Lord has Revealed the Law on the Patriarchal order of Marriage & the Lord says we shall be damned if we do not obey it & Congress says we shall be damned if we do. So it is the Lord & Congress for it. I would rather obey the Lord than Congress.”