Youd think that if you heard a voice telling you to do it youd at least try it by yourself to verify it works. I know every time a voice tells me to buy an assault rifle I say, Wait a minute. Who are you that you dont know I already have one? And it says, Oh, sorry. Wrong head. Go back to sleep.
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I’m thinking he did try it by himself. And it worked, He COULD walk on water. Many different times.
Then he tries it in public and he drowns.
He gets to Heaven and God laughs at him. He says; “Dammit God. NOT funny.”
lol
“He gets to Heaven and God laughs at him. He says; Dammit God. NOT funny.”
Two conspiracy theorists die in a car wreck. They get to heaven and the first one says, “God, who killed JFK?”
God says, “Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK.”
The second guy says, “Oh, wow! This goes WAY higher than we though!”