Your about time is a call against the LORD's express command for Abraham's seed (physical descendants).
"Hacking off a piece of everybody's willie...."
You DO have a way with words. :o)
It works for women too, only I wouldn't call it a "willie." What would YOU call it? :o):o)
I think it seems like a retarded concept to me too. Zillions of humans lived a LONG, long time on this earth without the benefit of willie-whacking. Hah, I like my phraseology!