Free Republic
Browse · Search
Religion
Topics · Post Article

To: boatbums
I wonder if the more famous or popular saints - as you described them - will get extra rewards based on how many prayers they process?

Towards the end of the year; there is ONE Saint who REALLY gets overworked!!!

I tell headquarters EVERY year to get me some help; and ALL they ever send me is...


1,214 posted on 07/18/2013 5:17:17 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1208 | View Replies ]


To: Elsie

 

What a WHINER!  He only has to worry about ONE crummy day a year; while I have the weight of the world on my back Every Day of the YEAR!!!

He might get airsick occasionally (whoWOULDn't be a bit queezy; looking at reindeer butts all  night long), but have you seen how MY petitioners DRIVE??

Yow!  and there am I; swinging wildly from their mirror (which they hardly ever use) or bouncing along with my feet stuck on their dashboard, hoping that the GPS (Yeah - they got FAITH alright!) doesn't fall from the windshield and bean me again! 

 


1,292 posted on 07/19/2013 4:05:18 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1214 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Religion
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson