Towards the end of the year; there is ONE Saint who REALLY gets overworked!!!
I tell headquarters EVERY year to get me some help; and ALL they ever send me is...
What a WHINER! He only has to worry about ONE crummy day a year; while I have the weight of the world on my back Every Day of the YEAR!!!
He might get airsick occasionally (whoWOULDn't be a bit queezy; looking at reindeer butts all night long), but have you seen how MY petitioners DRIVE??
Yow! and there am I; swinging wildly from their mirror (which they hardly ever use) or bouncing along with my feet stuck on their dashboard, hoping that the GPS (Yeah - they got FAITH alright!) doesn't fall from the windshield and bean me again!