I thought of a dozen JW jokes to respond with, but in all reality, their error outweighs their zeal and I just feel sorry for them.
Peace be with you
You should KNOW that I'll NEVER let an opportunity to make a wise crack - about ANYTHING - pass me by!!
If you have cable TV, there wont be much on to watch.
If there isnt much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into praying about whether something is true.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DONT be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.