“Along with not knowing what prayer is,”
Your definitions simply do not exist in the scripture, and, therefore, they need not exist to me. When Christ declares that we are all Kings and Priests in His sight, and when He tells us to ask of Him freely and, believing, expect to receive, I am quite positive He means it. There’s hardly room, or even necessity, for another God to play mediator. We have our one Mediator, who is Christ, and we have our intercessor, who is the Holy Spirit.
Rom_8:26 Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.
I’ll stick to what is known in the scripture, and not with any invented fables or corrupt definitions.
If the Saints are not alive and do not have eternal life then the Gospels are a lie. If there are not creatures who are 100% spirit then the Old and New Testaments are a lie. You can't have it both ways nor impose the limitations of your understandings on God.