Well that, and "don't tase me bro!" or in your case, bro-ette. i promise i'll be good from now on. cross my heart and hope to tazering ;^)
This reminds me of Dr Phil new book Life Code “Baiters”
Dr. Phil On How to Spot a Cheater
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d22VLf_gBe8