[Elsie]

A stepped on toe is bad enough!

And I have the LITTLE goats!

I'm glad my wife didn't take a hankerin' for a alpaca or llama or, heaven forbid, a HORSE!

[goat granny]

If I remember correctly (50/50% chance) alpaca and llama spit like camels....I once had a goat I was petting bring up her cud while in my face...god awful smell of that stuff and thats what they spit....yikes glad goats don't spit..

When we had our cow, I had her head in a bucket of grain and hubby went around to her back side with spray to keep the horse flys off her....she shifted her 1500 pounds onto his foot...I didn't know he could scream that good and he couldn't push her off. I had to take the bucket of grain from her before she got off his foot...he was lucky that that barn had a dirt floor and not a cement one like the other barn...We ate her, but she was a good old gal...:O) the goats were mine and the cow was his....his decision..I never stepped on his foot after that..