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To: unkus

***I had a “Jack Mormon” friend in Vietnam.***

We had a Jerk Mormon in the military. If he had been a baptist he would still have been a jerk.


44 posted on 06/16/2012 2:31:03 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (I LIKE ART! Click my name. See my web page.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

You guys must have been REMF’s.

Grunts are not REMF’s.


48 posted on 06/16/2012 2:35:58 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

We had a Jerk Mormon in the military. If he had been a baptist he would still have been a jerk.
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I nev er did meet up w2ith a mormon in the 7 years I was in the military

but then I was in during Nam...

But after I got out and went to college and graduated i took the LSAT...

Just before the test started there was the sloppiest fat guy in a USAF uniform who got up and in a few words proved himself a jerk mormon...

He said “Im a mormon” and I could hear people in the packed room say to one another “Whats a mormon ???”

He said that he had just flown back to the US from Germany where he was stationed just for that occaision...the test that morning at a “gentile” university..

I was wishing I was back in the Air Force and still an NCO...I would have busted the little creep for his dress..and for unbecoming conduct etc...

He went on to say that none of us would get a good score in the test...we were all going to fail...

By that timne the girls were gasping and the jocks were clenching their fists in the direction of his cowardly white butt...

He crowed that before he got on the plane his “bishop” had prayed for him and had assured him that he was the only one of us that would get a score good enough for law school...

That did it...

Girls cried in dismay and men moved towards him...

But just then the instructor came in and saved his sorry stupid hide...

Shame...


91 posted on 06/16/2012 7:16:43 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana (Why should I vote for Bishop Romney when he hates me because I am a Christian)
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