[Elsie]

...I'm in Massachusetts right now for a wedding...

If it's a MORMON wedding, and a TEMPLE one at that; then ONLY about 15% of the ELITE members of MORMONdom would actually be able to WITNESS that wedding.

Are you in that group?

If not, then you and all the lesser folks will just have to wait outside until the stylized ritual is complete.

[Notary Sojac]

Actually, it's a Methodist wedding, full of Northeastern liberal mainstream Methodists. I would prefer to have any randomly selected Mormon as President over most of these people, any day.

However, I am staying at a Marriott, Elsie. That send a chill down yer spine??