Are you sure you're not playing loosy goosy with a private interpretation?Oh yeah, I am sure.
Unlike the weirded out backwoods preacher types, actually going to source documents and accepting the truth helps. Or you can perform a do-it-yourself orchidecthomy like the cult leader of the Hale comet crowd did, or kidnap yourself like "Sister" Aimee.
More insults. Hope you feel better.
Believe me, I could put up a lot of really weird Catholics pictures up too. Just follow Catholic threads on FR and you will find all kinds of deviant Catholics that are discussed. You prove nothing.