Of course they’re protest-ants!
I mean, everyone I have ever known protests loudly as all get-out whenever a JW knocks at the door with a Watchtower. :-)
funny — have you read the one of where the Jehovah’s witness folks knock on the door of a Mormon?
My Grandmother told us the tale of the JW who knocked at her door on a rainy laundry day. She had laundry... clothing sheets, towels... hung on makeshift lines, criss-crossing across the living and dining areas of the house. A veritable maze of cloth! The JW let himself in, set up a phonograph (this was the 1930’s) and proceeded to “preach” to her. She had to battle through the maze of clothing to axe the phonograph music, find him and using her famous “broom” whisk him right out of her house!