Don’t feel bad. As NetPope, elected hereon, the only thing I have is a virtual vatican, a virtual swiss guard, and virtual wealth.
:D
Hossus NetPopius I
BTW — I am selling virtual indulgences and virtual Simony.
:D
There is nothing virtual about the Simony you have been peddling. Convincing folks that sins are pre-forgiven for the mere price of stroking your ego makes it a very real sin. That is right up there with your Contumely, Defamation, Detraction, Calumny, Mendacity, and Concealing the Truth.
Good one!
Do we pay in gold or silver, Hossus NetPopius I? (insert virtual genuflect)
I’ll be sending you a virtual check for aforementioned items through the virtual mail.
Let me know when they’re supposed to arrive......