Wake up - Check
Brush teeth - Check
Read anti-mormon post on FR - Check
Thank goodness, it had been nearly 24 hrs since we had our last post on FR reminding us of the evil Mormons and their Satan spawned cult. I was beginning to worry that maybe the Danites had finally got you. Thankfully we can always rely on a timely reminder (no matter how ridiculous) from yourself and your fellow anti-mormons who are in the vanguard at the front fighting this scourge in America! (sarc off)
You know, one of the Mormon "prophets" from a generation ago was David O. McKay.
"In 1952, in an effort to increase the effectiveness of full-time missionaries, the first official proselyting plan was sent to missionaries throughout the world. It was titled A Systematic Program for Teaching the Gospel. It included seven missionary discussions... (Our Heritage: A Brief History of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, p. 116 -- published by the Mormon church in 1996)
McKay ensured that FOUR key principles were to be taught in these lessons. The third one was the so-called universal apostasy and restoration.
So, 52,000 Mormon missionaries...hundreds of thousands since 1952...have 6 days a week ensured that they went door-to-door to harp on their proselyting message that the Christian church is AWOL (apostate) and has been for thousands of years.
So for these 26,000 teams of Mormon missionaries:
Wake up - Check
Brush teeth - Check
Head out the door to label the Christian homes they visit "apostate" - Check
Thank goodness, it had been "only" a few hours [due to the distinct time zones around the world] since we had our last Mormon missionary contact reminding the world of the "evil" apostate Christians and their 100% abominable creeds Joseph Smith talked about in his first vision. I was beginning to worry that maybe the mishies had been careless and got chocolate syrup on their white shirts. Thankfully we can always rely on a timely reminder (no matter how ridiculous) from these 26,000 anti-Christian mishy teams who are in the vanguard at the front fighting this Christian "scourge" not only in America but the world!
[Funny how you seem, America always, to get unnerved by a handful of thread posts by a handful of occasional keyboard posters, but it's seemingly 100% "A-OK" with you that the Mormon church sends out 26,000 hate teams each year to proclaim that the Christian church is "apostate"...tell us, how is that any different than the Mormons getting in bed with the Muslims, which have similarly announced over & over again that the Christians are "infidels?"...can you say you're religiously inconsistent? Two-faced? Hypocritical?]
Perhaps YOU can show the lurkers just what was UNTRUE in the posted article.
It really doesn't help Romney a bit, if his fellow MORMONs cannot defend the faith. He SURELY hasn't enough time in the day to do it.