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'Jesus Appeared on My Nintendo,' Maryland Woman Claims
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| September 28, 2011
| Luiza Oleszczuk
Posted on 10/03/2011 7:37:47 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: RnMomof7; Natural Law; MarkBsnr
Furthermore, RN, more detail on why your cult is not Christian is in its basic Brahministic philosophy: your group self-declare your own salvation, and the OPC preaches that church members do not get Judged - and they are the only ones who are resurrected which is a substitute for Judgement. As well, the OPC teaches covenant succession, which is the doctrine that church members' children are saved regardless of whether or not they are even Christian.
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:33:19 AM PDT
by
Cronos
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2787101/posts?page=58#58)
To: RnMomof7; Alex Murphy; Natural Law; MarkBsnr
Mar 13:22 For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if [it were] possible, even the elect.This is talking about
Check out your pastors and prophets comign along 1900 years after Christ to create your group's polytheist philosophy
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posted on
10/05/2011 12:36:38 AM PDT
by
Cronos
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2787101/posts?page=58#58)
To: Religion Moderator
It does not say that you are a nut or a paranoid person. But, if a person IS; then no doubt it will mean quite a lot to them!
103
posted on
10/07/2011 5:41:28 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
To: Alex Murphy
Sure that ain't Che?
Jesus appeared on my front lawn with his crew last week!
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posted on
10/07/2011 5:46:07 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
To: Mad Dawg
We Catholics have a burden not shared by Protestants, to bear all things,to endure all things, and when we see gross injustice from our antagonists to remember that we also are unjust. It's that darn gross JUSTICE that gets me every time!
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posted on
10/07/2011 5:50:43 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
To: dsc
Is this a Mac vs PC thread?
Or a Ford VS Chevy one?
106
posted on
10/07/2011 5:52:44 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
To: count-your-change
NOW you've done it!
I am PERSONALLY offended!
107
posted on
10/07/2011 5:53:30 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
To: Alex Murphy
108
posted on
10/07/2011 5:58:38 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
To: Elsie
We now return you to your normal programing...
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posted on
10/07/2011 6:01:02 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
To: Elsie
I am PERSONALLY offended! Uh oh. Jiggers!
It's that darn gross JUSTICE that gets me every time!
Yeah, I HATE it when I get what I deserve!
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posted on
10/07/2011 6:12:50 AM PDT
by
Mad Dawg
(Jesus, I trust in you.)
To: Elsie
We will be forming a “PERSONALLY INSULTED AND DEEPLY OFFENDED” caucus later in the day, if you would like to join in, hit the abuse button repeatedly, the mods will sign you up.
Suggest you get in early as the list is likely to be quite large.
111
posted on
10/07/2011 6:16:48 AM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: Alex Murphy
“As Christians, we should learn to laugh more”.
I must admit that since I've been here I have laughed a great deal, so much so that I hardly feel the need to ask, “Are you serious?” anymore.
Well, it's back to reading the knee slappers and guffaws that keep us rolling in the aisles.
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posted on
10/07/2011 6:55:55 AM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: count-your-change
LOL! Please add “OUTRAGED” to the caucus wording, or those won’t feel like they can join in.
113
posted on
10/07/2011 7:22:21 AM PDT
by
smvoice
(The Cross was NOT God's Plan B.)
To: smvoice
If you can “LOL” your application must be rejected. The truly, deeply offended cannot laugh lest they, in their paranoia, feel all are laughing at them.
I'll not name names, the list of The Eternally Exercised would be too long but they can be recognized by the tiny clenched fists and little black boots stamping.
Through squinty eyes they see a world that they would correct if only they were in charge, so this Patron of the Personal demands from the authority of his imaginarily beribboned bosom,
“Answer the question!”.
So replace that smile with a sneer and you might get past the mods (whom you must also believe don't like you).
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posted on
10/07/2011 9:08:57 AM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: count-your-change
A sort of “Lamentations Canteen”. Where everybody knows your pain. Where every night is Karoake night and the most requested song is “Nobody Knows De’ Trouble I Seen”. Followed by clicking fingers and shouts of “You Woe, Girl”...is the norm...
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posted on
10/07/2011 9:21:02 AM PDT
by
smvoice
(The Cross was NOT God's Plan B.)
To: smvoice
And Bobby McFerrin singing, “Do Worry, Be Unhappy”? Sucha deal!
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posted on
10/07/2011 9:36:49 AM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: count-your-change
ROFL!
"He's Too Heavy To Be My Brother", that Simon and Garfunkel first draft.
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posted on
10/07/2011 9:41:09 AM PDT
by
smvoice
(The Cross was NOT God's Plan B.)
To: smvoice
But he might your twin brothers. Enough of this ...I have serious offending to work on.
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posted on
10/07/2011 9:54:40 AM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: dsc
119
posted on
10/29/2011 1:20:42 PM PDT
by
1010RD
(First, Do No Harm)
To: count-your-change
We will be forming a PERSONALLY INSULTED AND DEEPLY OFFENDED caucus later in the day, if you would like to join in, hit the abuse button repeatedly, the mods will sign you up. Suggest you get in early as the list is likely to be quite large.
My apologies for not acting on this earlier. What a great idea!
120
posted on
11/30/2011 4:04:03 PM PST
by
Alex Murphy
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2703506/posts?page=518#518)
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