'Jesus Appeared on My Nintendo,' Maryland Woman Claims

Christian Post ^ | September 28, 2011 | Luiza Oleszczuk

[Alex Murphy]

Brittany Wampler spotted the image of Jesus Christ on top of one of the two newly purchased Nintendo sets she received from an eBbay seller, she told Kotaku, an online publication covering the gaming industry.

"We were inspecting it for cracks/damage and when we turned it just right into the light, the image showed up," she told Kotaku. "Our reaction was mainly curiousity [sic] at first. Then as we looked at it closer and ruled out what it couldn't be, we began to get excited about it."

The image, which Wampler sent to Kotaku at their request, appears to show a blurred human face with long hair and a short beard.

[Hodar]

I’d have thought he’d prefer the PS3.

[NRA1995]

I thought Jesus just left Chicago bound for New Orleans

[stranger and pilgrim]

How does she knows what he looks like? Even if you accept the Shroud of Turin, who’s to say he would come back with the same appearance. The disciples did not recognize him on the road so how is someone who’s never seen him going to know?

[GraceG]

Japanese Cartoon Jesus:

[Jack Hydrazine]

Elvis is on the flip side!

[Alex Murphy]

I’d have thought he’d prefer the PS3.

I think He prefers both. The 8-bit system must be the "Old Testament" of gaming systems.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

How does she know that’s what Jesus looked like? It’s just as likely to be the Zig-Zag guy.

[Cronos]

Some more jokes to make fun of Christians, eh?

your threads are predictably fictional.

[concerned about politics]

appears to show a blurred human face with long hair and a short beard.

Well, that proves it's Christ right there. He's the only one who's ever had long hair and a beard.
(My guess is someone put a magazine or something on the top, and the ink stained the Nintendo plastic.)

[COBOL2Java]

I sense a new Southpark episode

[dinodino]

GRAMMAR AND SPELLING ARE BORING

[RichInOC]

If you meet Jesus on your game console…frag him.

[for-q-clinton]

Nah PS3 is more of a darkside machine.

[Rashputin]

If Mo Ham, Med ever shows up on the side of anything, will the Moozlims have to destroy the factory where it was made?

[smvoice]

..What..no Virgin Mary? This is bogus man..

[fuzzthatwuz]

Perhaps it a now 31 year old PacMan showing his age?

[mikrofon]

When you see the visage on those other machines, it’s a dire warning to avoid them — an example of the “Law of un-Nintendo Consequences”....

[dfwgator]