[Osage Orange]

Saw a mormon accidentally get squeezed in a cattle chute...and he yelled "Jesus Christ"!! Now one could suppose he was asking for help...but I don't think so.

Also knew a mormon...that cussed quite often. He once told me..I was stupid to quote Jesus..and to believe like I did.

And another who called big rocks in his yard..."nigger heads". His exact words...and he was a bishop within LDS, Inc.

[Godzilla]

Had a mormon on this very thread call us ‘dilholes’. I’m sure he wasn’t thinking about pickles.

[Elsie]

And another who called big rocks in his yard..."

MORMONs are geologically challenged.

Most of us normal folks know them as geodes.