You wrote:
“There is NO WAY I would post that number here.”
Right. That’s why you made the offer you did?
“Sorry.”
Don’t be sorry. I bet we all knew the truth of things anyway.
“You’ll have to take my word for it that my Catholic credentials are bona fide.”
No, I will not have to take your word for it. I have no reason to believe you in the least.
“Right. That’s why you made the offer you did?”
No.
It was a figure of speech.
There is NO WAY I’m going to put out a phone number for every psycho in the world to see.