My, that appears to be a VERY "holier-than-thou" post....just as expected.
FR has LOTS of forums that "forward the conservative cause"...this one is....wait for it....about RELIGION! And, IIRC, you claim to be neither Christian or mormon....
One wonders if there is a new sect devoted to "showing one's (questionable) superiority in five easy steps."
Would you accept JUMPS instead??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5qOS4Q39sg