Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh besss dem poh put-upon Rabid Clique RC's.
Please someone, quick, put some sugar in the center of a white hanky and tie a string around it so they can suck on it.
At least give them some pats on their pointy tearful heads.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh playing the Stations
Of The Stations Of The White Hanky
cards again! Sooooooooooooo impressive!
1. Icon to bearing false witness 2. Black/white icon of duplicity, double standard dance 3. The icon to the doctrine of--when all else fails--kill the messenger. 4. Icon to chronically changing the subject 5. Icon of obfuscations to the supreme degree 6. Icon of the rubber bible 7. Icon of the rubber history texts 8. Icon of the rubber daffynitionary 9. Icon of the rubber logic text 10. Icon of hubris to the supreme degree 11. Groping for any explanation but the truth 12. Icon to the holy flip-flops in word meanings and arguments 13. Icon to the kill-the-messenger-in-worshipful-behalf-of-mary strategy 14. Icon to the fantasized divine right, to be correct, pristinely sanctified & perfectly flawless in all respects in all cases all the time, regardless of the REAL TRUTH. 15. Icon to chronic & obsessive inconsistency. 17. Icon to the undivine right of terminal snootiness to the max. 18. Golden bucket icon to the undivine right of throwing rocks at proddys.
White hanky? You mean this Pentecostal hanky from Peter Popoff? The huckster and idiot who thinks that the US issues 25 dollar bills as currency? Or did you have another white Pentecostal hanky in mind?
From Peter Popoff: December 1997.
Dear Brother Smith,
I have been reaching out to God on your behalf ever since I heard from you. I have been praying and listening for God’s Word concerning your needs and your special blessing. I’ve heard the voice of the Lord concerning these needs and also another need that you have in your life.
THE LORD IS LEADING ME TO LOAN YOU MY “FAITH HANDKERCHIEF”
TO START A MIRACLE IN YOUR LIFE.
Brother Smith, God has kept you on my heart. God has awakened me at night and I have sat up in my bed with tears running down my cheeks, crying out to God for You! You must listen to me.
I said, “Lord, You sent the Smith family to me. I know You did. I am praying for You to send to the Smith family the same kind of blessing, the same kind of great miracle, that only You can send. Lord, through this anointed red Bible Handkerchief send the Smith family the same kind of miracle You sent to dear Sister Davies in Los Angeles when she needed that $1,778.00 miracle. Lord, remember how in that powerful service we were having Sister Davies proved You, according to Malachi 3:10, with the largest bills she said she had in her billfold that day, ($25.00 that she needed) and then You blessed her with that $1,778.00. John, as I kept praying I said` “Lord, I know you are no respecter of persons. I know as surely as You honored the faith and obedience of Your servant Paul, Your anointed instrument for his generation, and .. through their faith and obedience the people with needs received a special TOUCH as the handkerchief from his body touched them I feel deeply that You will honor my faith and obedience as I take Your healing power to my generation. I know, Lord, you won’t perform a SPECIAL MIRACLE for one and not for another who acts with the same faith and obedience. Lord, I ask you to do it again. Send the same kind of miracle this time for John. Let your miracle power flow to 123 Main. Through this anointed Faith Handkerchief let great miracles start happening in Chicago.” . . . .
John, God spoke to my heart and mind and said, “Send the Smith family your anointed faith handkerchief just like the apostle Paul sent out handkerchiefs in Acts 19:11 12 if you really want the Smith’s to be blessed. If I moved for the apostle Paul, I will also move for the Smith family for I am no respecter of persons.”
I have obeyed God and loaned you my faith handkerchief. Now I want you to print your name on it. It is a must! I must have your name on my handkerchief!
BROTHER SMITH, DON’T MISS GOD. FOLLOW THESE FAITH INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY IF YOU WANT THE MIRACLE I HAVE CLAIMED FOR YOU. HERE IS HOW USE MY FAITH HANDKERCHIEF.
Acts 19:11-12 says: “And God wrought special miracles by the hands of Paul: So that from his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons, and the diseases departed from them and the evil spirits went out of them.”
Now I am obeying God and loaning you my blessed handkerchief. I use the word “loan” because I must send my faith handkerchief to another family who has a need after you use it and print your name on it. Please do not keep my handkerchief! I must send it to another family when you send it back. You will not need it after tonight, John.
Here are the faith steps you are to take, in Jesus’ Name:
1. Print your name in the center of my handkerchief. Yes, either print or write your name.
2. John, open your Bible to Acts, Chapter 19, Verses 11 and 12.
3. Lay my faith handkerchief with your name printed on it on this scripture and leave it there for tonight only. Only one night without fail.
Please, Brother Smith, in the morning get my “Faith Bible Handkerchief out of your Bible, place it into this self addressed envelope and return it to me. I will pay the postage for you. This is so important! I repeat, do not keep this “Faith Handkerchief” and please do not break this flowing of God’s spirit from my home here in Upland to your home there in Chicago. Rush my “Faith Handkerchief”, which I have felt led to loan you tonight, back to me for I must write you something in the Spirit that is coming to your door. I must take this handkerchief (with your name on it) and hold it in my hands and pray a special prayer for you. I feel a special miracle for you and someone you love.
Right now, I am asking you to get out your largest bill. God sees your sacrifice, and it will be a sacrifice. God sees. It may be a $50.00 bill or $25.00. It may be a check. But step out in faith and give it to the work of Jesus Christ as a seed. Now give God a sacrificial offering. Give your biggest bill (or check). If it is a $50.00 bill, or $25.00. God sees. And ask God for His best blessings to be bestowed upon you.
The Holy Spirit is in this letter and is speaking to you now while you read these words. Please obey the Holy Spirit. The greater your sacrifice, the greater your blessings. I am waiting on this powerful “Faith Handkerchief” back from you.
Peter Popoff
