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Quit pestering us, church leaders tell membership in letter
Mormon Coffee (Mormonism Research Ministry) ^
| Nov. 22, 2010
| Eric Johnson
Posted on 12/29/2010 12:07:25 PM PST by Colofornian
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To: aMorePerfectUnion; Mogger; Paragon Defender
yes, but could I become a god, if I joined, like mormons can? yes, but could I look forward to multiple goddess wives for celestial sex, like mormons can? yes, but could I have my own planet like mormons can? yes, but could I have my own worshipers like mormons can? yes, but will you offer spam links I can post here on every thread, like mormons can?But wait.
PD has assured us
REPEATEDLY assured us
That all those questions
Are covered at all those links
PD provides
And re-provides
And re-provides
And even regurgitatingly re-provides
So PD
Answers to AMPU's questions -- are they @ the links, too?
[Or could you just give us a "short-cut" and answer:
"Yes"
"Yes"
"yes"
"Yes"
"Yes"?]
181
posted on
12/30/2010 3:28:28 PM PST
by
Colofornian
(Final filtered authority figures of Lds: PR spokesmen & Unofficial Mormon links Some Lds use)
To: Colofornian
Does it annoy you that I won’t play your little game?
And yes.
All covered.
Easily found.
IF you really want to.
Happy New Year!
To: Mogger
I already have a church....you can join if you like, money up front please..at least 10 percent of you annual salary, cash only no checks.
Napkinists are joining by the dozens!
183
posted on
12/30/2010 3:54:47 PM PST
by
greyfoxx39
(Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain)
To: Tennessee Nana
Dear IP,
Because we can...
Signed Tommy
184
posted on
12/30/2010 4:10:41 PM PST
by
greyfoxx39
(Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain)
To: ejonesie22; colorcountry; Colofornian; Elsie; svcw; Zakeet; Tennessee Nana; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
My nomination for Inman Quote of the Year....
"The LDS leadership's biggest concern is the plague of the decreased revenue stream"... (ejonesie22, December 30, 2010;)
185
posted on
12/30/2010 4:20:21 PM PST
by
greyfoxx39
(Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain)
To: jimt
Singin' the same old sad song....
186
posted on
12/30/2010 4:25:09 PM PST
by
greyfoxx39
(Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain)
To: greyfoxx39; ejonesie22
"The LDS leadership's biggest concern is the plague of the decreased revenue stream"No kidding, very finely stated and very true. The loss of income will kill them very quickly. Doesn't matter how much the internet missionaries scream at us, Money Matters. LOL
187
posted on
12/30/2010 4:31:37 PM PST
by
Utah Binger
(Finally home to a foot of snow. I thought I was in southern Utah)
To: greyfoxx39
WOW
The Pirahna Cats Band singing Up a Lazy River...
:)
To: Paragon Defender
No, they are not. /yawn back
189
posted on
12/30/2010 5:23:24 PM PST
by
reaganaut
(Ex Mormon, now Christian - "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
To: aMorePerfectUnion
To: ejonesie22
I expect another prophet that will override all the Smithian dogma... But what about all the people who have been working their whole lives to achieve "exaltation*" in the next life? All the "eternal marriages" and sealing of families forever?
Perhaps they will grandfather-in those folks.
*exaltation= personal godhood
192
posted on
12/30/2010 7:12:18 PM PST
by
T Minus Four
("Vital truths were restored by God through Joseph Smith. I just can't think of one")
To: Tennessee Nana
You've been talking to Godzilla and ejonesie havent you? When is your next temple recommend interview ? TommyPS please bring last year's tax returns as well as your two most current pay statements.
193
posted on
12/30/2010 7:16:44 PM PST
by
T Minus Four
("Vital truths were restored by God through Joseph Smith. I just can't think of one")
To: Colofornian
Spam Fruitcake
Ingredients
10 undented cans of SPAM
5 bags of those horrible little jellied fruits
2 bags of those repulsive, unidentified nuts for texture
1 box cheap, sticky brown cake mix
8 tablespoons powdered Portland cement
1 tube epoxy resin
1 bag M&M’s
Directions
Using the little keys, carefully open SPAM cans, then treat bleeding fingers. CAREfully and properly dispose of SPAM (contact the EPA and Nuclear Regulatory Commission for detailed instructions and impact statements.) Microwave cans for 10 minutes to insure sterility; ignore the sparks and funny noises.
Replace microwave.
Combine jellied fruits and nuts in a large bowl and mix well. Prepare cake mix as close to instructions as is convenient, folding in cement, epoxy and fruit/nut mixture. QUICKLY fill SPAM cans with mixture and solder lids back on. Beautifully gift-wrap each can and mail to all those miserable, lazy ingrates who sent YOU fruitcakes last year. Discard contaminated dishes and utensils, sit on couch and eat entire bag of M&M’s in order of color preference.
By Christi from Paducah, KY
194
posted on
12/30/2010 7:27:53 PM PST
by
T Minus Four
("Vital truths were restored by God through Joseph Smith. I just can't think of one")
To: jimt
You could always do what they do: make up a series of posts containing gross mischaracterizations if not outright liesDo you have one single example to back that up? Just one.
195
posted on
12/30/2010 7:30:11 PM PST
by
T Minus Four
("Vital truths were restored by God through Joseph Smith. I just can't think of one")
To: restornu
You can believe what you like it does not matter for it is not yet finished!When he had received the drink, Jesus said, It is finished. With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. John 19:30
196
posted on
12/30/2010 7:45:11 PM PST
by
T Minus Four
("Vital truths were restored by God through Joseph Smith. I just can't think of one")
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
197
posted on
12/30/2010 7:48:57 PM PST
by
T Minus Four
("Vital truths were restored by God through Joseph Smith. I just can't think of one")
To: Paragon Defender
You sure have a lot of links for “non-issues”. Where are the links for the ISSUES?
198
posted on
12/30/2010 7:50:11 PM PST
by
T Minus Four
("Vital truths were restored by God through Joseph Smith. I just can't think of one")
To: T Minus Four
To: T Minus Four
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