[Colofornian]

In light of the previous post, I'm sure somebody's going to bring up local Lds church activities that missionaries are involved in...and yes, they are indeed involved...but you need to understand:
1. Unalaska, Alaska can't even count on getting missionaries every year;
2. Lds missionaries are frequently transferred from one place to another in the middle of their 2-year mission [#1 & #2 together shows no continuity in Lds missionaries being able to oversee anything];
and 3. Per missionary rules, Lds missionaries cannot overbook even their community service at night & weekends because it says that is prime proselytizing time...and one weekday is devoted to "prep time" -- so it's not like they are even encouraged to oversee youth activities or the like as Lds inc. doesn't want any romantic entanglements with local teens.

[Elsie]

Per missionary rules, Lds missionaries cannot overbook even their community service at night & weekends because it says that is prime proselytizing time...and one weekday is devoted to "prep time" -- so it's not like they are even encouraged to oversee youth activities or the like as Lds inc. doesn't want any romantic entanglements with local teens.

INDEED!

Them girls back home are waiting for the prime meat to return!