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To: Elsie

And one more thing:

Halloween rules state that if you don’t buy a ton of stuff for the trick or treaters, fifty will show up.

If you do buy a ton of stuff, nobody will show up.

Nobody came last night during Mormon Halloween. This means I have a whole bunch of mini Snickers bars to deal with as there are no non-Mormon Halloweeners down here. Check the phone book!


31 posted on 10/31/2010 5:42:31 AM PDT by Utah Binger (Mount Carmel Utah, Maynard Dixon Country)
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To: Utah Binger

That is True!

4 years ago we turned of the lights and watched TV, on Halloween. Darned if the doorbell didn’t go off all night.

Every other year, except one, has been pretty sparse.

I am expecting more goblins this year, due to the economy, as the kids from the poorer areas are dropped off by their parents into more affluent areas.


38 posted on 10/31/2010 9:46:13 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Utah Binger
If you do buy a ton of stuff, nobody will show up.

Yup... last night at Elsie's Fall Festival.

I'll be eating tubular Mystery Meat for a month!

42 posted on 10/31/2010 12:14:25 PM PDT by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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