“I actually believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost”
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MORMON FULL DISCLOSURE: Of course, by “Father” we mean
Heavenly Father, who used to be a sinful man, but worked
his way into being one of the mormon gods, and is now
married to Heavenly Mother and breeds with Her celestially
and ceaselessly to populate the earth. By Son, we mean the
mormon Jesus who was created by Heavenly Father (our
fellow cult the Jehovah’s Witnesses, believe the same thing,
so don’t say we are not mainstream), got a body, married
Mary Magdalene, and later became a mormon god, who is still
married celestially. By Holy Ghost, we don’t mean a real Ghost, or even that Christian Holy Spirit, but yet another
created spirit being. In this case, all we know is that
the Holy Ghost didn’t get a body because He was naughty.
In short, our gods are superior to the one Christian God
because ours all started life as sinful, fallen, created
spirit beings, who later became part of the Great Pantheon
of Mormon Gods, may they all live forever.
Nice try in changing the subject. Nice try but no cigar.